Most Americans are obsessed with coffee. I don’t get it myself. I don’t understand why people would want to constantly drink a disgusting, foul-smelling hot drink that burns your throat going down and for many people serves as a diuretic drug or an enema (and for some people, both). I can only stand coffee if it’s ice cold and has enough other flavoring that I can’t taste the coffee at all. Basically, I can tolerate coffee if it’s made into a caffeinated milkshake.

Millions of Americans, however, disagree and can’t get enough of their cappuccinos, espressos, lattes, and their dry, half-caf venti caramel macchiato upside down. If you actually read that last part and knew what I was talking about, there’s a good chance you’re a coffee addict. You’re probably one of those people who needs to get your coffee fix in the morning, however many cups your fix is, to be able to function, and without it you are a shaking, nervous mess. Every other substance I know of that has that affect is illegal.

Regardless of my feelings on the subject, Americans are obsessed with their coffee. Maybe it’s because they threw all of that tea into the harbor and needed something else to drink in the morning. All Slots Casino has a new online slot that plays upon that coffee-obsession.

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Burning Love relates to that holiday coming up where men give their girlfriends roses, chocolates, jewelry and take them to fancy restaurants in order to get Valentine’s Day sex, which is a special kind of sex in that it only happens one day out of each year. From what I’ve seen in the movies, though, a love potion is something that men slip to girls in order to make them fall in love with them, which kind of makes it like roofies.

Regardless, Love Potion is the “romantic” online slot that is being released to coincide with Valentine’s Day. The game features symbols of potion, Cupid, roses and more. It is a 5-reel, 9-payline slot that has a variety of bonus features, including a bonus round where you have to pick between six suitors for a prize.

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