It almost seems like I’m not supposed to tell you about this promotion. If you’ve seen the movie, you know what I mean. All Slots Casino is running a Fight Club promotion, named after the iconic David Fincher film starring Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.

What makes it a Fight Club promotion? Well, don’t worry. It doesn’t involve nihilism, bare-fisted boxing, domestic terrorism or stealing liposuctioned lard to make soap. In this promotion, there are two online slots facing off. You can pick either game and then try to earn as many points as you can in the tournament, but here’s the catch: The best players on the leader board will win prizes, but those prizes are doubled if you played on the slot that had the most players. So you want to guess which slot will be more popular with players and try to win on that one.

Each week, two different slots go head to head over the course of nine weeks. 120 players will win some sort of prize in the tournament, with many of them winning double prizes. If it helps, try to conjure up your power animal while you play.

The challenges in this tournament are much easier than in a real Fight Club. You don’t have to pick a fight with a total stranger and lose. You don’t have to hold your hand out while someone burns it with lye. You don’t have to destroy private property or commit any crimes. All you have to do is play online slots and try to get a higher total than the other players, while hopefully playing a game that the most players chose. Sounds much easier to me.

Now that Friday is finally here, it’s time to celebrate. Of course, today is Friday the 13^th. If you’re superstitious, then maybe no celebration is in order for today. Maybe you’ll stay in and watch scary movies. Maybe you’ll hide under the bed and hope nothing bad happens to you. Maybe you’ll play in slot tournaments at VIP Slots Casino.

This weekend, because it’s the weekend, the online casino is holding the Weekender slot tournament. They do every weekend. The Weekender tournament runs from Friday, May 15 to Sunday, May 15. The tournament costs $5 to enter and contestants play for a share of the pot. The game of choice this time is Hurdy Gurdy, an online slot with a Dutch theme.

If you want to play online slots but not get in on a weekend-long tournament, there are daily tournaments available throughout the weekend. Every day, VIP Slots runs the Play for the Pot tournament from 12:01 AM to 10:59 PM. The tournament costs only $3 to enter. Today the tournament is played on the Cool Bananas game. On Saturday and Sunday it will be on the Rocking Robin game and the Sumo slot.

The online casino also runs the Quick Slots tournaments every day. The tournaments last 30 minutes each, with the first starting at noon and the last starting at 11:00 PM. That tournament has an entry fee of only $1. There is also the Take the Afternoon Off tournament, which runs every day from 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM. That tournament has a $3 buy-in. Night owls can also enjoy the Late Show tournament, which takes place every day from 11:00 PM to 3:30 the next morning. That tournament has a $3 entry fee.

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My neck and back hurts so much right now that I just want to go lie down. Unfortunately, I have to work, so here I am. I definitely can’t do anything physical, though, which means going to the gym after work is out. If you’re like me, which hopefully you are not, then playing casino games on the computer is probably one of the few things you can enjoy at the moment.

Luckily, there is some good tournament action in which to partake. If you’re a fan of the Slottery, they do that every week at Millionaire Casino. It runs from Monday to Thursday, so tomorrow is the last day of this week’s Slottery tournament. The Slottery has an entry fee of $5 and the prize pool is made up of the pot.

This week’s tournament is played on the Love Bugs game, which has nothing to do with Herbie, the anthropomorphic Volkswagen Beatle. It has nothing to do with those stupid bugs that attack themselves together and then splatter themselves all over your car, either. In fact, the game has nothing to do with bugs at all. It’s a romantic game with what seems to be a Valentine’s Day theme. It features symbols of glasses of wine, diamond rings, flowers, boxes of chocolates, love letters and more.

If the Slottery interests you, now is a good time to play, but if you don’t get to it in time, that’s okay. Starting Friday is the Weekender tournament, which is another $5 pot percentage tournament. To take part in the slot tournament, visit Millionaire Casino.

It’s hard to get motivated to do anything on a Monday, even playing at an online casino. On a Monday, if you’re like me, you don’t want to do anything but turn off your alarm clock and go back to bed. Getting out of bed seems like a monumental task and doing anything productive seems out of the question. If you do want to play at an online casino, though, there are some tournaments at Millionaire Casino that you might want to know about.

The biggest tournament going on right now is the Great Egg Hunt, which is an Easter-themed slot tournament that is running all month long. The tournament has a $10 entry fee and a $50,000 prize pool. Starting today is a smaller tournament called the Slottery. It runs from Monday, April 18 to Thursday, April 21. The tournament has a buy-in of $5 and players duke it out for a change to win part of the pot.

If you want a shorter and cheaper slot tournament, the online casino also offers the Play for the Pot tournament every day. The tournament has an entry fee of only $3. Today’s tournament is played on the Cleopatra’s Pyramid slot, but the featured games changes each day.

Other good short tournaments are the Quick Slots, the Take the Afternoon Off and the Late Show. The Quick Slots run every day for half an hour. Different games are featured in each time slot, but you can play throughout the day. The tournament has a $2 entry fee and the pot makes up the prize pool. The Take the Afternoon Off tournament runs every day from 1:00 PM to 6:00 PM. The tournament has a $3 buy-in and a share of the pot is up for grabs. The Late Show tournament happens each night from 11:00 PM until 3:30 the next morning. That pot percentage tournament has a $3 entry fee.

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There are few good things about the weekend coming to an end. Actually, I can think of any good things about it. Maybe if your profession was oiling up models for photo shoots, you’d be excited for Monday to come around, but for most people, Monday is a pretty bleak day. A slot tournament can’t change that. I well aware of that fact. However, since Monday is here whether we like it or not, we might as well try to make the best of it. That includes taking part some slot tournaments going on at Millionaire Casino.

The Slottery Tournament is going on right now. It runs from Monday, April 11 to Thursday, April 14. The slot tournament has a prize pool made up of the pot and a buy-in of $5. The tournament is played on the City of Gold online slot, a game set in an ancient civilization with temples, golden masks, treasures and more.

Also ongoing is the Great Egg Hunt tournament, which takes place throughout the entire month of April. That slot tournament plays on the Easter Holiday, though the word “Easter” is nowhere to be found (but really, what other kinds of egg hunts are there?). This tournament has a larger entry fee at $10, but the prize pool of $50,000 makes up for that.

I know this doesn’t make up for having to return to your cubicle on Monday. I know it doesn’t make the long wait until this Friday seem bearable. But at least it’s something. Even if it only helps a little, on a Monday, we’ll take whatever we can get. To take part in either slot tournament, visit Millionaire Casino.

Today is finally Friday. I say that for a number of reasons, but mostly because the mind-numbing monotony of my job makes me want to drink Drano. Even if you don’t hate your job, though, the coming of the weekend signifies a lot of good things. You get to rest, usually. It also means weekend tournaments are found at many online casinos, such as Millionaire Casino.

At Millionaire, the Weekender tournament runs at the end of every week, including this week. From Friday, April 8 to Sunday, April 10, players can take part in a tournament with a prize pool made up of the pot. Entry to the tournament will cost you $5.

The Weekender tournament is played on a different online slot each time. This week, it is played on Shaaark! This is a game with a shark attack theme. That sounds gruesome and horrible, but it is actually a cartoon and has a humorous angle. Shark attacks may not be funny to people who have a big chunk of their flesh removed by a large aquatic carnivore, but in this game, a shark attack is kind of amusing. Think of it as Jaws meets Jabberjaw.

The Great Egg Hunt tournament is ongoing as well. That tournament began on April 1 and doesn’t end until April 30. The Easter-themed tournament has a $10 buy-in and a $50,000 prize pool. The game is played on the Funky Chicken slot, I suppose because chickens lay eggs and they couldn’t come up with an egg about the Easter Bunny or a Cadbury Bunny. To take part in either of the tournaments, visit Millionaire Casino sometime before they end.

Weekends are a good time to take a little time out of your day to play in casino tournaments. It’s a good time for it because, unlike during the week, you can’t get fired for playing at a casino when you’re supposed to be working. Of course, if you work on the weekend, that doesn’t really apply to you. In that case, sorry. But for everyone else, the weekend is a good time for tournaments!

True to form, this weekend VIP Slots Casino will have some good tournaments. The main tournament, as usual, is the Weekender. That is a slot tournament that will run from Friday, March 25 to Sunday, March 27. The entry fee for the tournament is rather small, at only $5, and the prize pool is made up of the pot. Since weekend tournaments tend to be popular, the pot for Weekender tournaments can get pretty big. This weekend, the Weekender tournament is played on the Tiki Lounge game, with is an online slot with a Hawaiian theme.

If slots aren’t your game, there are other tournament options this weekend. The Wheel Deal tournament, played on the American Roulette game, starts today and ends on Thursday, March 31. That roulette tournament has a $2.50 buy-in and players compete for a share of the pot. The Weekend Deuces Wild Face-Off runs from Friday, March 25 to Sunday, March 27. That video poker tournament has a $5 entry fee and the pot makes up the prize pool. Blackjack fans can play the Weekend Blackjack Classic, which also runs Friday through Sunday.

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St. Patrick’s Day might be over, but some of the effects are still around. For example, I’m still trying to explain away those drunken text messages I made and the odd stain on my carpet. One good remnant of the holiday is the St. Patrick’s Week Long $25,000 Bonus Buck Freeroll tournament at Online Vegas Casino.

The slot tournament began back on March 17, which was St. Patrick’s Day, and doesn’t end until this Friday, March 25. The tournament has no entry fee, so you can join and play without spending any of your own money. The free entry only gives you a stake of 15 credits, though. If those run out and you want to continue, you can re-buy for $4.99. In the tournament, players compete for a share of $25,000 in bonus bucks. Once enough bonus bucks are collected, players can redeem them for a variety of prizes, including cash.

The tournament is played on the Luck of the Irish game, which is an online slot with a St. Patrick’s Day theme. To be honest, I’ve never really thought the Irish were that lucky. I mean, the whole problem with being ruled by the British and all of the violence during and after the Irish Revolution didn’t’ seem all that lucky. In my opinion, you will want to have better luck than the Irish if you are playing in a slot tournament, so maybe you should hope for that instead.

The Weekend Madness tournament just ended yesterday, but the St. Patrick’s Week tournament is going on until 10:30 PM on Friday, so there is still plenty of time to join. To take part in the tournament, visit Online Vegas Casino.

March Madness isn’t quite here yet. It’s the exciting time of the year in the United States when there is practically nonstop basketball tournament action. Conference tournaments start later this week, followed by the NCAA Tournament. Before then, though, you can take part in the March Madness tournament at Millionaire Casino.

That slot tournament takes place throughout the entire month of March, which is pretty mad, if you ask me. I wish the basketball tournament was that way. Anyway, the slot tournament has a $10 entry fee and a prize pool of $100,000 in guaranteed casino credits. The tournament is played on the Butterflies slot, which doesn’t really seem appropriate. I guess the online casino doesn’t have a basketball-themed game, but butterflies? Really?

Anyway, if that tournament is a little too expensive for you, there is also a smaller tournament going on right now. The Slottery takes place each week and this week’s tournament began on March 7 and ends on March 10. The buy-in for that tournament is only $5, but the prize pool is potentially not as large. Instead of a guaranteed pool, players compete for a share of the pot. The Slottery tournament this week is played on the City of Gold online slot. It is a game with an ancient theme, complete with temples, golden masks, treasure and more.

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As most Americans, with the exception of legislators, returned to work today, they found themselves with some good slot tournaments in which to partake. Of course, if you’re not American or for some other reason didn’t have a day off, you might have had a head start on the Slottery tournament. Going on right now at VIP Slots Casino, the Slottery features some good slot tournament action with little risk.

The tournament actually began yesterday, February 21, and ends on Thursday, February 24. The slot tournament has a $5 entry fee and the prize pool is made up of the pot. The tournament is played on the Fat Cat slot, which is an online slot with a humorous portrayal of the fat cat upper class…as actual cats.

If you would rather play a game other than slots, you can also take part in the Jacks or Better Challenger, which is a video poker tournament running every Monday through Thursday. The buy-in is $5 and players compete for the pot. There is also the February 100 Hand tournament, which is played on the Deuces Wild game. That tournament runs all month long, beginning on February 1 and ending soon, February 28.

If you would rather play blackjack, right now you can play in the Head2Head tournament. It runs from Monday to Thursday and has a $5 buy-in. In that tournament players compete directly against other players, rather than going against the dealer.

There are also three days remaining in the Wheel Deal tournament, if you’re a roulette fan. The tournament began back on February 17 and ends on February 24. This is the cheapest of the mentioned tournaments, with an entry fee of only $2.50.

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